HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. JERRY! (8PM TIL ?)
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Today marks what would be the 104th birthday of Norman "Sailor Jerry" Collins. Tonight, in his honor, we will be serving a wonderful drink called "Shave and a Haircut." Recipe? 1 part Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, 2 Parts Cola, 4 Parts Stout. (We recommend 40 Arpent's Milk Stout, brewed just down the street in Arabi!)
Come on down and get you some - The Sailor Jerry crew will be here at 8pm. Order yourself a "Shave" and take home this here fancy mug!
See ya at 8pm,
~Junction